I’m perhaps not one to judge other people’s fashion choices, considering my propensity for sweats, black work slacks and 5-dollar Target t-shirts (hey, I run, I work on my feet, ‘dis here body likes comfy!) And, to be fair, I’m always vaguely perturbed/disinterested toward trends and shopping in general, especially during this holiday season of big box store beatdowns. Yet lately my reaction level has gone from a steady “Mmm” to “Holy taint of a filthy camel, why would anyone wear that?”
The Preppy Express
Left: “Photographer Suit Jacket,” Express, $228
Right: Douche
At first I thought this was a Chris Isaack/priest/Pee Wee Herman thing, but then I remembered Twilight. Thank you teenage girls.
Left: “Photographer Chino,” Express, $69.90
Right: Balmain Crewneck Sweater, Barney’s NY, $1130
Show off your inner vampire with red pants! And don’t forget some swanky suede shoes!
“Albert,” Crockett and Jones, Barney’s NY, $425
More Anne Rice than Twilight, admittedly
“Rocco Skinny Jean,” Express, $79.90
Brightly colored skinny jeans: Cute on chicks. Not cute on dudes.
Moping on a Trust Fund
Even entitled weirdos need to express their pain, I suppose:
Left: Givenchy Stretch Leggings, Barney’s NY, $405
Right: Yves Saint Laurent Leather Long Sleeve Tee, Barney’s NY, $4450
Left: Nigel Cabourn Hand-Knitted Zip Cardigan, Barney’s NY, $1025
Right: Givenchy Union Jumpsuit, Barney’s NY, $3470
The frumpy grandpa clothes look, ala Kurt Cobain, or more recently Tate Langdon on American Horror Story
Another undead douche nozzle
An Uncategorical WTF
For the true creeper who likes to dress like his mom
Kenzo Reversible Bomber, Barney’s NY, $935
